Every so often, there are things said, that whether it be at training, the game, or at the Club afterwards, must be recorded for posterity. Too often these little gems are laughed at then forgotten.....  but not any more. This is the page that will immortalize the things that just shouldn't have been said....

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Peter Young when the team gathered to celebrate Crash's wicket after Mick Betteridge found the edge of his bat and Jake Wilson accepted the chance behind the stumps - C Grade - 30/01/2010

-"I didn't hear a noise"

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Doug McClure upon getting a text about Jaiden Harman - A Grade - 18/10/2009

-"It says a cup board fell on him, but they can't spell. What's a c-u-p-b-o-a-r-d?"

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Glenn "Snow" Shorrock - Still a little bit under the weather at Darwin Airport 5:15 am 23/2/2008, to Ditchy

-"I will bet you a hundred that I will make a hundred today"

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Sam Huyben - Under 17's

-"Which end do you bat from?"

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Nathan "Carro" Carrick - Centralian Advocate 5/2/08 after taking a Michelle

-"I have a bit of a reputation of playing well in the big games when the pressure is on"

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Vijay "" Kumar at the 2006/07 A Grade Grand Final

-"That pitch is fine to play on"

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Matt "Patto" Nicolai

-"I can't concentrate for too long...... My head gets sore!"

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Kylie "Mrs Stats" Matheson when asked if Stats bowled 14 overs "on the trot"

-"No, he took turns with another guy from the other end"

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Peter “Stats” Kleinig before the 2004 Grand Final after putting his hard-earned dollar on Josh Carr to win BOG

- “I don’t care if Port don’t win, so long as Josh Carr wins the Norm Smith”

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Graeme “Speedhump” Barley on a Sunday afternoon in his backyard … with 3 empty cans around him and one in the hand

- “There’s more to life than drinking”

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Geoff "Christo" Christensen upon receiving the results from Round 2 in the A Grade

-"Come on you blokes - - about time for a win"

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Michael “Squirt” Leerson leaving the nets after batting ok. The week before he was smashed on the head by a JC Holberton bouncer

- “I should get hit on the head more often”

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Sean "Critter" Lynch after being denied a bowl by Matty Pyle

-"Well if I'm not gunna get a bowl, I might as well have stayed at home, lying on the couch, playing with my c*ck!"

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Pete King, who lost his licence DUI after Holby's house warming last year

- "I was going alright...until I crashed the car"

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Jeremy "JC" Holberton

- "I can't think when I'm standing up"

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A rather "merry" Terry Weeks who arrived to a farewell for JC Holberton with a carton of crownies on his shoulder, just after dark

- "It's getting late early"